Happy birthday sister funny sayings
✨ Today, we celebrate the birth of Mom and Dad’s second-favorite child. My beautiful sister. Happy birthday, sis
✨ Sister I am not going to tell you how young you look. Sisters don’t lie to each other. Happy Birthday.
✨ Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
✨ I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind blowing out the candles on your cake for you and eating it!
✨ I love you more than cheesecake itself, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best sister in the world!
✨ Sister to sister, we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. Happy Birthday.
✨ You and I are best sisters. Just remember that if you fall I will always pick you up … As soon as I finish laughing. Happy Birthday.
✨ Little sister, you are the Robin to my Batman. Happy birthday love!
✨ I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.
✨ The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
Funny Happy Birthday messages
✨ A sister is like a good bra … supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up and always close to the heart. Happy Birthday sis.
✨ Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right?
✨ Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.
✨ You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
✨ No one in this world can make me laugh like you do, but especially when I look at your face. Happy b’day sis!
✨ I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because you are stuck with me. Happy Birthday!
✨ May you live to be old and toothless. Happy B’day sis!
✨ You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a really high cliff, I yell. Happy birthday, sis.
✨ Happy birthday to you big sister. Thank you for reminding me that I, too, am one year closer to gray hair and missing teeth.
✨ Mom refers to you as a queen, but based on our personal relationship, I like to think of you more as a warrior princess.
✨ Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny,. You sort of remind me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
Happy Birthday sister funny wishes
✨ Happy Birthday to you! You smell like my sister and you sorta look like her too!
✨ wishing you the best Birthday ever my sister, but this doesn’t mean you don’t have to do shore today!
✨ On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandmother!
✨ We may not be sisters by blood, but we’re sisters by heart. Happy Birthday to one my favorite people of all time!
✨ Happy birthday sis. No matter how old you get, I will always be younger!
✨ Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister!
✨ Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky we were that we didn’t kill each other growing up. Have a great one, sis!
More Happy Birthday Messages and Happy Birthday Quotes
✨ Happy birthday sister! May you find the perfect beer to drink tonight and may you find the perfect person to buy it for you.
✨ Sisters are like the sweetest things. They always stick together. Happy birthday sister.
✨ “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday!
✨ Happy birthday sis! You have officially graduated to old!.
✨ Happy Birthday, to someone I hope is still my best friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other birthdays.
✨ Happy birthday little sister. I wont tell anyone how old you are, as long as you don’t tell anyone that I am older than you.
✨ Even though you will always be a little monkey to me, you have grown up, happy birthday Lil sister.
✨ Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
✨ In most cases, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet. Happy birthday.
✨ Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister. Just for today, you can borrow any of the clothes that you want.
✨ A sister like you is like a Mastercard, priceless. Love you tons. Happy bday!
✨ Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.
✨ I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me ship myself to you. Sister, Happy Birthday!
✨ When I was little, I wished for a baby sister, and I couldn’t have dreamed up a better sister than you. You are funny, spunky, and kind. I am so glad we can celebrate your awesomeness today!
✨ People say that it is the thought that counts, so I want you to know that I really thought about giving you lots of lovely things for your birthday – like that top you wanted, and those cool shoes. However, this card will have to do as I’m totally broke! I still love you lots! Happy birthday and hope you have a brilliant day!
✨ You’re the most annoying person in the world, but somehow I still love you. Happy Birthday, sis!
✨ Happy Birthday beautiful sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick.
✨ Happy birthday to a sister that has the best sister in the world!
✨ Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about your present. I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
✨ Happy birthday to my sister, who keeps me sane … when she is not driving me crazy.
✨ Happy Birthday Sister … did you know … good friends come and go but a sister and her wardrobe is for life. Can I borrow your black top?